12 Guido Days of Christmas

I heard this on 105.3 all day as I was driving around. It may be offensive to some who are overly PC but it's funny.

On the first day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

A ride in his IROC-Z.

On the second day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the third day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the fourth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the fifth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the sixth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the seventh day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the eighth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Eight fuggetaboutits,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the ninth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight fuggetaboutits,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the tenth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Ten hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight fuggetaboutits,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Eleven Sinatra CDs,
Ten hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight fuggetaboutits,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my paesan gave to me,

Twelve globs of hair gel,
Eleven Sinatra CDs,
Ten hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight fuggetaboutits,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda's,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.