Sunday, January 11, 2009

Help Wanted: Womb

Female needed, 18 to 34 for a 9 month position.
Duties include: getting pregnant, carrying offspring for 9 months in the womb. Healthy eating, no drinking, no smoking.

Benefits: Great sex. Drives to and from doctors office. Late night deliveries of weird food concoctions to satisfy quirky appetite. Give baby to father if preferred. No "baby daddy or baby momma drama".

Qualifications: Sane. Healthy.

Inquire within.

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