Friday, October 2, 2009

Cheap Waterfront


So I was checking MLSLI and found this home in Mastic Beach for sale. Price: $120,000K. And it's WATERFRONT!

No, really check out the little creek out back:

It's the green-roofed home with the pool in the backyard. It doesn't look like it has much of a backyard but remember the pic is far away (it has enough to fit a small above-ground pool apparently). The little creek is Lion's Creek. And though you can't fit a yacht in the back, I'm sure a nice little fishing boat or something (I'm not much of a boat connoisseur) could be used to navigate from Lions to Forge River and then beyond.

It's not a handy-man but definitely needs some TLC because it's described as having "lots of potential". The negative is that it's on Wavecrest so it has lots of traffic. But it's so far into the lot that you can't really see nor hear the traffic. Still, it's a 3bd 2bth home on a 100x200 lot for $120,000 is not bad at all.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Times When I'm A Dick

Female Friend: Oh my life. Blah blah blah and my ex.

Me: I don't want to know about your man drama.

FF: Why?

Me: Because I might want to fuck you one day and I don't want you to see me as your emotional tampon.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Surprise By Crappy Design


You see that beautiful waterview home? It was for sale for about $239K and someone bought it.

Do you know what they did?

They painted it an ugly blue.

BLUE!

I mean, they could have powerwashed it and maybe tried to get the original greyish-wood color thing back; and make it look like a home that's in a beach community.

Which it is!

But no.

They painted it BLUE!

AN UGLY BLUE!

Is there a home abuse hotline I can call to report this hate crime?

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The Rapture Right's View

Friday, March 13, 2009

First 100 Days

From the Onion’s feature on the Obama administration’s first 100 days:

DAY 41: Sixteen hours and 25 cups of coffee into a Treasury Dept. strategy session, Tim Geithner proposes nationalizing CitiGroup, Bank of America, all nine seasons of Seinfeld, toast, Albania, and the third law of thermodynamics.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Universe Forgive Me For I have Sinned...

It's been almost a month since my last confession!

Oh dear, where do I begin? Well, I've been meaning to write about the meeting I went to at the Mastic Beach Fire House for the village incorporation they're doing in the area. It was in the beginning of the month so I don't have everything fresh in my mind but I'll try my best.

It was a mild winter night. The stars were shining, and the trees were singing ... OK, let me stop. I wrote in my other post that I was on the fence about the whole issue but I think I've warmed up to it a lot. The way it'll work out any taxes currently being paid to the Town of Brookhaven (with the exception of taxes collected for school, law enforcement, and waste disposal) will go to the incorporated village. Basically, the village will be set up to do code-enforcement and for planning (ie. if you have a plot you want to build a home in or an addition to your own home). Also, the taxes that the cable company, phone, LIPA etc. charge will come to the town. The way they presented it was a bit of a bore and confused people (nothing like rambling about a whole bunch of numbers without even so much as a friggin powerpoint), but most of the people got the gist of it.

I would say support for it was very high, with a few exceptions. There were some people there thinking that their taxes were going to quadruple or something and they don't want to pay an extra $20 a month in taxes. Of course, if the state raises the tax on the sale of cigarettes they'll be more than happy to pay that extra $60 a month to blacken up their lungs.

No worries, as their opposition was quickly countered with the power of love from the Carebear bunch that imagined the streets clean, the values of their homes increasing by 1000%, and them being able to leave their bicycles in the front of their homes without fear of them being stolen because ... well, they'll be incorporated! And it'll suddenly be Pleasantville!

They were looking for volunteers to do the census (which is the next step towards incorporation), and I was thinking of signing up but I don't know if I'd have enough time. They were also selling these funky green and yellow lawn signs that said "I Support The Village" or something like that. I was going to buy 2 (they were like $5 each) but I knew they'd be gone the next day if I planted them on my lawn. Yep, it's gotten that bad the past few years. It was never like that when I moved out here. :(

That's about it. This post seems rushed and there's something "off" about it for me. Maybe it's because it's been a while and homie's gotta get his groove back.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Video Interlude

Quote of the Week

"If you're worried about getting a job--or keeping one--start a company of your own. By doing so, you'll reap the rewards of your hard work and you'll only get fired if you fail. This is the land of opportunity. Live in it." -- Bruce Campbell

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Lowery Stole The Show



"REV LOWERY: Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get back, when brown can stick around -- (laughter) -- when yellow will be mellow -- (laughter) -- when the red man can get ahead, man -- (laughter) -- and when white will embrace what is right. Let all those who do justice and love mercy say amen.

AUDIENCE: Amen!

REV. LOWERY: Say amen --

AUDIENCE: Amen!

REV. LOWERY: -- and amen.

AUDIENCE: Amen!"

Monday, January 19, 2009

Tomorrow ...



Will be historic.